A Big Diamond Ring And A Bouncer Are A Girl's Best Friend

Leanin' on the wall
Takin a break

Then

Dude
That's been watching me
Dance
Finally heads over

In a Kenyan accent

Mama
I like the way you
Shake your ass
On the dance floor

Say what?!?

He clearly
Doesn't understand
The rules of the ride

I mean
I like the way you move
What
God gave you

Where's your husband?
He's at home.
Your husband's at home
And you're out?
Why?

He trusts me.
I don't believe you.
Show bling.


Uh,
I gotta go
To the men's room.

Next!