Big pimpin'

Once again

WALK AWAY
from
the married people

They
so crazy

I can dance

and I'm single

Don't put me in a room with the taken ones

I feel like I
have to apologize
When Kanye
and I
get a man
to drop
to the floor

Dude
your wife's over there
she's
the mother
of your four children
and
you're gonna be wakin'
up with her not me

It don't matter
as he tests
my thighs
while
we're down there


Either
they've been married
so long
she doesn't care
or they're lookin'
for a 3way

Either way
I'm outty

So you say

My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

 
 

Bam!

Mama
has
a
hankering
to pimp

It's been
a while
since
she
had
a hot boy
breathin'
down her neck
grindin' to a beat
soundin
out a rhythym
creating
a roof
right
over her head

 
 

Create your own fantasy - sucker

"You have been waiting for this for a long time, you have been dreaming of this fantasy for years. As you stand here blindfolded you know all your deepest desires are about to come true. Your partner tells you to slowly take off your blindfold. You look around you slowly. You are standing in the middle of your neighbours yard sale. Mmmmm just as you imagined it, yes?. You let your eyes adjust to the light. You look up and Richard Simmons smiling at you in a seductive way. Ohhhh those eyes staring straight at you, wanting you, and you know why. You are standing there absolutely naked, not a stitch of clothing on, everything is exposed to the staring eyes. You think to yourself, 'I have been dreaming of this for so long'. Things are about to really get hot when all of a sudden the police turn up. They are not to happy about you having a fantasy in a public place, they go to handcuff you but have left them at the station, so they just put you in the police car instead. Sitting in your jail cell over night you think back about the wonderful fantasy you just had with Members of the opposite sex, Just one other person, No Clothes, Handcuffs, Tree's and grass. Everything you asked for." Link

 
 

Hmmmmm

What kind of magic powers do you have?
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Your powers are flying and seducing men

 
 

Mama's a pimp not a ho

If
you
have to ride
solo
as
a chick

One's
gotta
have
presence

I'm
of an age
where
everyone
my
age
is
otherwise
engaged

So
when
I
walk
in the club
alone

I walk
in
like

I
know
everyone
there

I
know
the owner
therefore
I
got to know
the
bouncers and
the bartenders

Everyone
else
is
optional

I have my
spot
and the
boys
in
the
club
got
me
covered

I
lean
back
and
do
what
I
like

My new favorite line

I
never had
sex
with
a blue
eyed
someone