I Got Your Man In My Crib And He's Blessin' Me

I
got your man
and you can't
do
anything
about
it



Let me tell ya this

we don't fear no one and we don't give a damn about it


You may think he's comin' back
to you
but
I doubt it

He got one hit
and he keeps comin' back to me



Don't make no sense
for you
to call
and
try
to work it out
he wants a girl
that's cool
and
not all up in his face

Can you blame him

All you wanna do is claim him

handcuff

shackle
and
shame
'im


Thanks and praise to Lady Saw

Oh Snap - Pimp Mama's Gonna Kick Some Ass Tonight

And I mean that
in the most loving way
possible

Prepare
to
be
ground
against the wall

You're gonna love
it

It's harvest season
but don't expect
to pick my apples

Be prepared

to go home
and

screw your wife

baby mother

ho

or

whatever

you call her

It ain't me babe

Pimp Mama... DING!

jo�

One More Reason To Pimp

Went to a party with
200 of my peers tonight

I looked good
too good
for the wives of all the men
married to my peers

Course
going out
in a room
full of people
my own age is
just asking
to be called
Poison

I'm the only
unattached one

I look at least
ten years younger
than
I am

And
I don't have
that bitter
I hate my life look
that
all the other women
seem to have

So that's
why
I
skip
my peers and
party
at the club

If those guys
are married
they leave
their wives
at home

We dance
and
no one's
the wiser

We pull
each other
close
and think only
of the beat

Everybody moves
and
nobody gets hurt

A big diamond ring and a bouncer are a girl's best friend

The Rules Of Bein' A Pimp Mama

1. Walk in as if you own the room.

2. Check music

3. If good dance right away

4. If shitty go to bar get drink

5. Hit dance floor again

6. Bounce off wall

7. If someone approaches to dance - go with what you feel

8. Dance hard

9. When he starts gettin' too close- walk away

10.When he comes back for more

11. Dance and tell him you have a boyfriend.

12. When he asks where said boyfriend is - tell him he's at home 'cause he trusts you.

13. When he presses cause he doesn't believe - you tell him your boyfriend is married

14. Twist the knife that'll kill him - cause he probably is too.

15. Work it.

16. When he insists on walkin' you out
bring him to your
conveniently close car
under the street light
across from the club entrance -
where EVERYONE can see

17. Get in

18. When he asks for your number -
tell him you never give it out
but you'll take his

19. When he gives you three - with instructions - smile and say goodnight

20. Forget it and be glad for the workout

21. Go home and think about your lover.

jo�

It's Saturday Night

I'll give the club
another shot
it's smoke free
at least
so it
counts as
a workout

Will it be
a wall bouncer
or what

Check back tomorrow

jo�

Pimpin'

Ya Pimp Mama
Made it out last night
Arrived at the club just in time
to hear Sean Paul's latest
and that was the last good song
of the night
as far as I was concerned
mostly spanish reggae
which
I like
but didn't know
mixed
with hardcore rap and rock and roll
sometimes I wonder what these djs are on
but a quick look around
lets me know where he's comin' from
it was a mixed crowd
More neanderthal than usual

When
I played my
little head game
to amuse myself
called
"Who would I pick if I could have anyone?"
I quickly realized
it was time to leave
There wasn't anyone there
I'd want to dance with
let alone have

That's the club
Once in a while
the music's good

Oh well, next week might be different

Rock On - My Soul

Time
to
move

Time to
get out
and
feel
the beat

I'll
let you know
later if they know
what the beat is in this town

If they
don't
I'll
find it somehow

My New Kicks For Saturday Night -HELL YEAH!!!!!!

Link