Pimp Mommy's Been Staying In

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SagittariusNov 22 - Dec 21

You can't love somebody if you don't like them. This is something you don't need any lessons on. You really, really like the person you'd like to love in the near future. Chances are they like you too.

Hey, someone I like That Loves me? What a novel idea.

I can't stand
anyone
in the club
right now

The shrimp
that tries
to dance
with me
week after week
tho i've said
no
so many times
it's not said
nicely any more

I'm sorry
but my history
in chinese
restaurants
and my nose
tell me
you are a fry cook
not a cute one
you resemble a fly
no
a fly
is less
annoying


The middle eastern guy
that's my age
thinks I should
dance with him
because we might
have been born
in the same year
offering me
Marlboro Lights
as if they were gold

I don't smoke
cancer sticks
and
I've seen your
car
that's held together
with chewing gum
at the grocery store

you are a pig
a couchon
no more

If anyone else
says they want
to see
the goodies
from the back
or tries to
grab my face
and tongue me
I swear
I'm gonna haul off
and hit
one of y'all

Instead of just
leaving you
in the middle
of the dance floor
like
I
usually
do

So
pimp mommy
can't go out
cause
a big diamond ring
and the bouncer
aren't helping
anymore

jo©

jo©

Show Me What You Do With That Man That Belongs To You

jo©

That's
what
the boa said
when
he finally noticed
my ring

Barbados boy
asked me if
i'd ever heard of it
his country

That spoke volumes

So did he
lilting
island chatter
constant
voiceover
beneath the speaker

I just wanted
to tell him to
SHUT UP
stop runnin'
that island
rap on me
that
i just
won't stop
talkin'
water torture
some of these little
steet boys have

Sadly they started
practicing
it way
too young
and
just can't
give it up

I
didn't
give
anything
up
either

Shake It Like It Gonna Break Now

The last time
I went dancing
I really wanted
to fling
against the wall

The wall
is unresponsive
but forgiving
of any move
one wants to make

Instead
someone
decided he
needed to
dance with me

Just my luck
he moved his body
like a snake

Unfortunately
like
a boa constrictor

Damn
the wall
woulda been better

Family Lore or Yes, Mommy Went Out Last Evelin'~As Your Daddy Says

Found a pillar instead of a wall.

Marcus Garvey's words come to pass...
Do right,do right, do riggghhht.

old school
roots daughter sounds
no partners

That's okay

This roots daughter
made her baby
with a
dancehall king
a
long time ago
in a tent
in the rain
in maine

Don't feget, me daughtah.

REWIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLD UP HOLD UP
WHOA WHOA WHOA
NEW SOUNDS
NEW WALL

Need To Dance To This One

Bebe
just tell me what you like
ill give it to you
i'll do you right
i can see
from the look in your eyes
you're a hot romantic guy
see you actin' kinda shy
i know you wanna
get between my thighs

What you like whip cream or ripe strawberries
champagne
milk and honey
damn you hot
i love this body
pull this trigger and relax
Make you moan till mornin light
bebe you know i got the spice
Baby just tell me what you like
Unplug the phone
turn off the alarm

i'm about to turn on my hypnotizin charm
Do anythin you like

I know you wanna get with me
damn you're hot

i ain't gonna stop till you're satisfied

mm mm mm mmmm mm mm mm mmm

This Woman Ain't Shy

she aint afraid
to approach any guy
don't tell me
about ya lady
tonight it's all about me
lay down on topa me
it's ride all night to xtasy

I'm a bad bad girl
you know that's a fact
I'm a hard core woman
with men i don't play
so come in your
birthday suit
come what may
If you're good to me bebe
you're welcome to stay

Tell me now boy
what turns you on
would ya girl mind
if i gave you a hickey
move your hand
it's about to get sticky
you know i got the spice
what's ya name again?

Tonight I'll Be Bouncing Off A Wall

If it looks like this one so much the better.

It didn't
But bouncin' off the wall
Rememberng my virtual lover
Was better
Than any
"Reality."

Vietnam Boots

Just a reminder girls, when you go out, always wear some kicks you can sprint in.

Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21
Prepare to charge forward in the realm of romance -- the cosmic energy will drag you along, ready or not. You've got a unique opportunity to make great strides.

NIGHT CLUB

Today's Forecast

Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21

The stars are serving up exactly what you like: opportunities to connect without any pesky demands. You're relating amazingly well to a variety of people, and your independent spirit is part of the allure.

Le Petit Dejeuner

Haze On The Floor

Truthfully

I want to go out

I wish
I could
Just blink
Myself
Into
Makeup and
Attitude and
Appear
On the
Dancefloor
By magic

I just love

That ethereal
Scent that men exude
It's an elixer
Beyond compare

Like breathing in
Sunwarmed
Cocoa butter
Mixed with
Desire and
Other
Heady
Invisible
Aromas

Things That Make Ya Go Whoa

BBC asks long-dead Bob Marley for interview

2 hours, 20 minutes ago Entertainment - AFP



LONDON (AFP) - A red-faced BBC apologised for requesting an interview with Bob Marley, the Jamaican reggae legend who died 24 years ago.




BBC Three, one of the public broadcaster's digital TV channels, sent an e-mail to the Bob Marley Foundation saying it wanted to do a documentary about his hit song "No Woman No Cry".


It said the project would involve Marley -- who died of cancer in May 1981 at the age of 36 -- "spending one or two days with us", and that "it would only work with some participation from Bob Marley himself".


In a statement, the BBC said: "We are obviously very embarrassed that we didn't realise that the letter to the Marley Foundation did not acknowledge that Mr Marley is no longer with us."


Marley would have been 60 last February 6, a date that was celebrated with great fanfare by his legion of fans worldwide.


A BBC press officer, contacted by AFP in London on Friday, confirmed that the gaffe was not an April Fool's joke.